Saving HVAC Techs From Thankless, Life-Sucking Job

Listen, I hear this all the time. You’re GREAT at what you do, but you’re stuck in a thankless job, with a crumby company, where you’re getting too little money and too little support, and no way up any ladder, AND you’re being run ragged, with no time for family!

The good news is, people like you are coming to see me, for a real chance at a better life, and I’m hiring right NOW.

I’m Mrs. Michael the owner, and I only hire people like you, with the RIGHT STUFF:

• You actually enjoy helping people and solving their problems.
• You want to win by doing RIGHT by your customers, and the people you work with.
• You’ve got an old-fashioned work ethic you learned as a kid.

Then I make sure you get all the hours you want, but with enough free time for your family. And I make sure you have the opportunity to advance as far as your talent and desire drives you in the company.

The problem is: I can’t teach someone to have humility and kindness in the workplace.

I cannot train someone to have a servant’s heart toward the employee or the customer they are serving.

I cannot give someone the ability to relate to people from all walks of life and treat everyone equally, with respect.

I need someone who brings those qualities with them to this job interview.

Because the things that really matter are those things you bring with you: the natural abilities and attitudes of a top performer.

If this is you, then here’s what I’m offering you to start:

• Steady, full-time work year-round
• Paid training period
• Medical & Dental Benefits
• 401k with company match
• Advancement Opportunities
• Bonuses and recognition rewards
• Fully stocked truck
• IPad
• Uniforms
• PTO and Paid Holidays
• Life Insurance
• Short Term Disability

REQUIREMENTS:

• Minimum 3 to 5 years experience in field service residential setting
• Valid Driver’s License
• Ability to pass a drug screening and background check
• You love LIFE
• You love people
• You work well with others.
• You know how to inspire and motivate yourself and those around you toward the goal.
• You are a details person. For instance, if you don’t read this posting thoroughly we will never see your resume.

ATTITUDE:

You can’t teach the right attitude. You’ve either got it, or you don’t.

JOINING THE TEAM:

Most of the people who work here have been here for several years. This is not a place with a lot of turn over. That should tell you something. This is a truly amazing job for the right person.

Speaking of which, we greatly value thoroughness and the ability to focus, so we’re putting a special word in this paragraph to weed out sloppy people, half-hearted people, inattentive people and people without a sense of humor. Anyone skimming through job descriptions and blindly blasting out resumes won’t see this line. But you’re actually reading this job description, aren’t you? Nicely done. Put the words, “#RIGHTSTUFF” in the subject line of your reply, and I’ll give your resume the same respect you’ve given this job description. I’ll actually read it! Any application that does not have #RIGHTSTUFF in the subject line, will be printed out, wadded into a ball, and tossed into the trash via sky hook, nothing but net.

If you have the personality and natural abilities I’ve described -reply via email and along with your resume, give me your STORY. Resumes don’t tell me much. Stories tell me who you really are.

And if you believe what we believe? -I want you to contact us here, for a private interview. A fabulous new career opportunity could be just an email away! I can’t wait to meet you!

Mrs. Michael, owner