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💀 MORTGAGE LOAN OFFICER WANTED 💀
Welcome to the Thunderdome of financial disappointment.
About the Job:
Do you hate yourself just enough to enjoy working nights, weekends, and holidays for clients who will ghost you the second someone offers to beat your rate by $12 and a half-eaten Chick-fil-A gift card? Perfect. We're hiring.
This job is for the brave, the broken, and the ones who’ve accepted that peace is a myth and therapy is non-negotiable.
Your Glorious Duties Include:
- Clocking in? LOL. You’re on the clock 24/7 because Karen wants to know why her APR is higher than the rate she Googled at 2AM after three glasses of boxed wine.
- Babysitting grown-ass adults who think uploading a bank statement is a violation of their civil rights.
- Spending 187 soul-sucking hours piecing together a perfect loan file ... only for the borrower to say, “Yeah so my cousin’s friend is a LO and said he could save me $9.73… sooo.”
- Playing underwriter roulette where the rules change hourly, depending on who’s reviewing your file and how recently they’ve eaten.
- Getting screamed at by agents who’ve been in the business “57 years” and still don’t understand how DU works, but will happily tell you how their LO gets deals done with no conditions, no credit, and no income.
- Accepting the fact that your weekends are gone, your sanity is hanging by a thread, and your reward for closing a deal is... starting the next one.
What We Offer:
- Unlimited anxiety.
- The chance to build a pipeline full of people who may or may not ever return your calls.
- Random "hey quick question" texts at midnight from borrowers who "don’t want to bother you."
- Realtors who text “any updates?” seven minutes after you gave them an update.
- The joy of explaining a Closing Disclosure to someone who “doesn’t understand why they have to pay anything.”
- Occasional commission checks, assuming your client doesn't get cold feet, die, or vanish into thin air.
Requirements:
- Thick skin, dead eyes, and a strong stomach.
- A phone that never dies and a Wi-Fi connection strong enough to carry the weight of your rage.
- Ability to fake a smile while someone tells you their cousin's LO "did it differently."
- Experience preferred, but we'll take anyone with questionable judgment and a caffeine addiction.
Still here? Still interested? You might just be the sick bastard we’re looking for.
Apply now. Or don’t. We’ll probably still be working either way.
Salary : $80,000 - $150,000