What are the responsibilities and job description for the [TEST] Competitive Eater position at CMS Preparation Services?
THIS IS NOT A REAL JOB, DO NOT APPLY!
Our company is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of human gastro-intestinal limits.
We are looking for the next World Champion in the sport of competitive eating.
Some skills required are:
- Being able to eat in large quantities
- Not having mustard stains on your shirt
- Being able to show up on time
Some perks with the job include:
- Relaxed dresscode
- Free Lunch Daily
- 401k
- Paid Vacation
- Free Red Hot
Daily activities include training for competitions, eating mass amounts of food on a daily basis, and small amounts of exercise to make sure you don't get too fat.
Apply now and see why we are the world's largest producer of top quality competitive eaters.
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